======================================================== Fortress Forever Incense Agreement : Featuring www.Fortress-Forever.com and : the Fortress Forever Orchestra WIKI here http://www.fortress-forever.com/wiki/Main_Page ======================================================== By installing this game, you are legally bound not to engage in the following behaviors: 1) Crouching up and down on a dead player, colloquially known as "teabagging". 2) Saying "Boom, HEAD SHOT!" or any variation or derivative thereof after scoring a headshot. 3) Mentioning in any way or form exactly who it was that may or may not have let the dogs out. 4) Telling new players about non-existant locations or features, like "Hidden Doors #3 and #4 on ff_hunted" or "The secret portal in that chasm below the plank in ff_shutdown". 5) Teabagging. Seriously, stop that shit, this isn't HALO. 6) Consuming the corn in ff_cornfield 7) Use as a contraceptive device 8) Using the Game as a tool for sexual arousal 6) Also, you may not use Fortress Forever as a tool to desensitize yourself to violence. Should this program be found on the computer of anyone planning, or having executed, a school shooting, we are NOT responsible for such actions. 7) Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball. 5) Consult Physician if Pregnant or Lactating. This is especially true for males. 3) You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons. 0) Be sure to take frequent breaks from gaming to grab more Red Bull and Dew. 9) ... and Pizza X) Any person having a grievance of any type against this product, may seek a refund for the full purchase price. 11) Sexual Intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo Chimpanzee society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. dozen) The G-Man is watching you... 13) ... masturbate 14) Any remarks in regards to another player being "gay", a "fag", or otherwise, are an immediate admittance to taking it up the behind..... XV) ... or being a bonobo will get you 20) ... who is being watched by the G-man. 17) She's Only 18) For indoor or outdoor use only 19) When there are plenty of sniping spots available, you will not snipe RIGHT NEXT TO another Sniper........find your own spot, and keep out of his way. 20) You will not quit the game after playing for 10 minutes and dying 50 times. 21) Other players will play music if they want to hear it.......you do not need to sing for them. 22) Voice chat is not for you to hear your own voice. 23) You will not eat Taco Bell right before a long match. 24) You will not use the excuse "I had to itch my balls" when you die (especially females). 1/4) The Hunted is your responsibility, not your soccer ball. 26) Duct tape can also be used for ventilation systems. 27) You will upgrade your computer......that's the whole point. 28) You will respect abilities which you do not possess. You suck at some things. 29) No, my Mom does not like you.......even sexually. 30) You cannot freebase coffee, Red Bull, or Bawls. 31) You will do at least 1 push-up a day. 32) You are not Chuck Norris. 33.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333) This is NOT counterstirke - Shut up already! 36) The flag is not your sole possession. Share it with everyone it's not your frikkin' girlfriend! (Nevermind that she shares herself) 37) Don't make fun of the HW. It ain't easy trying to get a rep as a ruthless killer when you have a muffin top. 38, 39... whatever it takes) NO TEABAGGING! Jeez! 40) The use of this product while showering or bathing constitutes a electrocution hazard and may result in personal injury or death. 41) Caution: Filling will be HOT. 42) The answer to the universe, life and everything else! 43) Do not operate heavy machinery while using this product. 44) The public sees him as a knight in shining armor. This goes through armor ... and it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside. It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools. 45) Objects is scope may be closer than they appear......wait... huh? 46) The Door is a Jar. 47) Chuck Norris plays FF In real life... with his bare hands. He catches Rockets in his teeth and shoots flames out his arse! 48) Please enjoy FF responsibly. 49) If you experience gibbing, falling, or any general discomfort or death, you may have been exposed to an overdose of rockets. Rocketosis affects 1 in 3 FF players, and if you think you're at risk, have yourself examined by the closest medic. 50) Cent